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Unaware isn't flying anymore! Mr. President, you are a liar! I remember my mom telling me if you tell a lie, you have to lie again to cover the first lie, and then all of a sudden you tell so many lies you can't cover them up anymore. My mom was always right. Barack Obama , through his spokesman, claimed that he was unaware of the tax day tea parties. Granted, the main stream media has done a good job in suppressing any sort of coverage ahead of time (and the little coverage they did provide was derisive at best)… but how out of touch is the Community Organizer in Chief, really? This much. He was unaware that he was attending a church (for 20 years) with a racist pastor who hates America . He was unaware that he was family friends with, and started his political career in the living room of, a domestic terrorist. He was unaware that he had invested in two speculative companies backed by some of his top donors right after taking office in 2005. He was unaware that his own aunt was living in the US illegally. He was unaware that his own brother lives on pennies a day in a hut in Kenya . He was unaware of the AIG bonuses that he and his administration approved and signed into a bill. He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Commerce was under investigation in a bribery scandal. He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of Health and Human Services was a tax cheat. He was unaware that the man he nominated to be his Secretary of the Treasury was a tax cheat. He was unaware that the man he nominated to be the U.S. Trade Representative was a tax cheat. He was unaware that the woman he nominated to be his Chief Performance Officer was a tax cheat. He was unaware that the man he nominated to be #2 at the Environmental Protection Agency was under investigation for mismanaging $25 million in EPA grants..  For the love of Mike, there are people in comas that are more aware of world affairs than this smooth talking, village idiot.

Guest Columnist, Howard Galganov.

Barack Hussein Obama
When Obama won the Presidency with the help of the LEFTIST Media, Hollywood and Entertainment Liberals, Ethnic Socialists (ACORN), Stupid Non-Business Professionals and Bush Haters, I wrote:

It won’t take 6 months until the people figure this guy out and realize how horrible a mistake they’ve made. And when they come to that realization, the damage to the United States of America will be so great, that it will take a generation or more to repair - IF EVER.

The IDIOTS who not only voted for the Messiah, but also worked their sorry "as--es off to promote his Lordship, are now left holding the bag.

Here are two things they will NEVER do:

1 – They will NEVER admit to making a blunder out of all proportion by electing a snake-oil salesman with no positive social history or management experience of any kind.

2 – They will NEVER take responsibility for the curse they’ve imposed upon the immediate and long-term future of their country.

In essence, the people responsible for putting this horror-show in power are in themselves responsible for every cataclysmic decision he makes and the consequences thereof.

In just 6 (SIX) months, the Messiah’s polls are showing the following:

On Healthcare Reform - He’s going under for the third time with polling well under 50%, even within his own Party.

Even though he might be able to muscle a Healthcare Reform Bill by using Chicago BULLY tactics against his fellow Democrats, it will just make things worse.

On Cap And Trade (Cap & Tax) – The Fat-Lady is already singing.

On the Stimulus Package (Tax and Spend) - His popularity is in FREE-FALL.

On the TARP package he took and ran with from President Bush - It’s all but Good-Night Irene.

On the closing of GITMO and “HIS” war on what he no longer wants called the War On Terrorism - He’s standing in quicksand with his head just about to go under.

On a comparison between himself and George W Bush at the same 6 months into their respective first term Presidencies - Bush is ahead of him in the Polls.

On a comparison between He Who Walks On Water and the 12 preceding Presidents between WW II and now - Obama ranks 10th.

On a Poll just conducted, that asks who would you vote for today between Obama and Mitt Romney - It’s a dead heat.

Between Obama and Palin - Obama’s ONLY ahead by 8 points and she hasn’t even begun to campaign.

It seems to me that Obama wants to be everywhere where he shouldn’t be.

He’s personally invested in screwing-over America’s ONLY REAL Middle Eastern ally (Israel) in favor of Palestinian Despots and Murderers.

He’s traveling the world apologizing for the USA while lecturing others on how to do it right, when in fact and truth, he has no experience at doing anything other than getting elected.

He went to the Moslem world in Egypt to declare that America IS NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION while he heaped praises on Islam, where he compared the “plight” of the Palestinians to the Holocaust.

The Russians think he’s a Putz. The French think he’s rude. The Germans want him to stop spending. The Indians want him to mix his nose out of their environmental business. The North Koreans think he’s a joke. The Iranians won’t acknowledge his calls. And the British can’t even come up with a comprehensive opinion of him.

As for the Chinese, he’s too frightened to even glance their way.

Maybe, if America’s first Emperor would stay home more and travel less, and work a little bit instead of being on television just about everyday, or forget about his Wednesday Date Nights with his Amazon Wife, or stop running to “papered” Town Hall Meetings, perhaps he would have a little bit of time to do the work of the nation.

In all fairness, it wasn’t HARD to be RIGHT in my prediction concerning Obama’s Presidency, even in its first 6 months, so I’m going to make yet another prediction:

OBAMA WILL PROBABLY NOT FINISH HIS 4-YEAR TERM, at least not in a conventional way.

He is such a political HORROR-SHOW, and so detrimental to the USA and his own Democratic Party, that the Democrats themselves will either FORCE him to resign or figure out a way to have him thrown out.

Who knows, maybe he really isn’t a BORN US Citizen and that’s a way the Democrats will be able to get rid of him.

Or – MORE LIKELY THAN NOT, the Democrats will make Obama THEIR OWN LAME DUCK PRESIDENT.

I don’t believe the Democrats have nearly as much love for their country as they do for their own political fortunes. And with Obama, their fortunes are rapidly becoming toast.

The Democrats can keep on blaming Bush for EVERYTHING. But, that game’s already begun to wear real thin.

Their mantra was “WE DON’T WANT 4 MORE YEARS”, which the STUPID people bought, since McCain was nothing at all like George W Bush.

The new mantra will soon become: WE DON’T WANT 6 MORE MONTHS.

Best Regards . . . Howard Galganov

The British Military writes EPRs and officer fitness reports. The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness
reports is the S206.   The following are ACTUAL EXCERPTS taken from people's "206's"....

Just keep Obama & Pelosi in mind while reading these....

- His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
- I would not breed from this Officer.
- This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be.
- When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
- He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
- He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
- This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
- This lady has delusions of adequacy.
- When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
- Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
- She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
- He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
- This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
- Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap!
......and my personal favorite:
- This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

 

If... George W. Bush had been the first President to need

 a TelePrompter installed to be able to get through

 a press conference, would you have laughed

 and said this is more proof of how inept he

 is on his own and is really controlled by smarter

 men behind the scenes?

     

 If... George W. Bush had

 spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take

 Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would

 you have approved?

           

 If... George W. Bush had

 reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM

 stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake

 in GM, would you have approved?

            

 If... George W. Bush had

 made a joke at the expense of the

 Special Olympics, would you

 have approved? 

     

 If... George W. Bush had given

 Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly

 formatted DVD's, when Gordon Brown had given him a

 thoughtful and historically significant gift, would

 you have approved?

      

 If... George W. Bush had given

 the Queen of England an iPod containing

 videos of his speeches, would you have thought

 this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?

       

 If... George W. Bush had bowed

 to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have

 approved?

      

 If... George W. Bush had

 visited Austria and made reference to

 the non-existent "Austrian language," would

 you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

      

 If... George W. Bush had

 filled his cabinet and circle of advisers

 with people who cannot seem to keep current in their

 income taxes, would you have approved?

      

 If... George W. Bush had

 been so Spanish illiterate as to refer  to

 "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican

 ambassador when  it was the 5th of

 May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it

 when he tried again, would you have winced

 in embarrassment?

      

 If... George W. Bush

 had misspelled the word "advice" would you

 have hammered him for it for years like Dan

 Quayle and potato as proof of what a

 dunce he is?

        

 If... George W. Bush had

 burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a

 single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded

 he's a  hypocrite?

        

 If... George W. Bush's administration

 had ok'd Air Force One

 flying low over millions of people

 followed by a jet fighter in downtown

 Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have

 wondered whether they actually get

 what happened on 9-11?

         

 If... George W. Bush had

 failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the

 Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than

 in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major

 ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence? 

     

 If... George W. Bush had

 ordered the firing of the CEO of a

 major corporation, even though he had no constitutional

 authority to do so, would you

 have approved?

      

 If... George W Bush

 had proposed to double the national debt,

 which had taken more than two centuries to

 accumulate, in one year, would

 you have approved?

      

 If... George W. Bush had then

 proposed to double the debt again within 10

 years, would you have approved?

     

So, tell me, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can't think of anything off the top of your head?  Well, don't worry.

He's done all this in just 9 months -- so you have another three years and three months to come up with an answer.

Kipling's If Poem

Here’s what my friend Ed had to say about “Obana Math”: If you traded in a clunker worth $3500, you get $4500 off for an apparent "savings" of $1000. However, you have to pay taxes on the $4500 come April 15th (something that no auto dealer will tell you).  If you are in the 30% tax bracket, you will pay $1350 on that $4500. So, rather than save $1000, you actually pay an extra $350 to the feds.  In addition, you traded in a car that was most likely paid for.  Now you have 4 or 5 years of payments on a car that you did not need, that was costing you less to run than the payments that you will now be making. But wait, it gets even better:  you also got ripped off by the dealer. For example, every dealer here in LA was selling the Ford Focus with all the goodies including A/C, auto transmission, power windows, etc for $12,500 the month before the "cash for clunkers" program started. When "cash for clunkers" came along, they stopped discounting them  and instead sold them at the list price of $15,500.  So, you paid $3000 more than you would have the month before.  Chevy did the same. So lets do the final tally here: You traded in a car worth:   $3500 You got a discount of:         $4500 --------- Net so far                                +$1000 But you have to pay:            $1350 in taxes on the $4500 -------- Net so far:                          -$350 And you paid:                     $3000 more than the car was selling for the month before ---------- Net                                      -$3350 We could also add in the additional taxes (sales tax, state tax, etc.) on the extra $3000 that you paid for the car, along with the 5 years of interest on the car loan but lets just stop here. So who actually made out on the deal?  The feds collected taxes on the car along with taxes on the $4500 they "gave" you.  The car dealers made an extra $3000 or more on every car they sold along with the kickbacks from the manufacturers and the loan companies.  The manufacturers got to dump lots of cars they could not give away the month before.  And the poor stupid consumer got saddled with even more debt that they cannot afford. Obama and his band of merry men convinced Joe  consumer that he was getting $4500 in "free" money from the "government" when in fact Joe was giving away his $3500 car and paying an additional $3350 for the privilege..

• If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don t buy one.  If a liberal doesn 't like guns, then no one should have one. (except the criminals of course)
  
• If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.  If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
• If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.  A liberal wonders how to surrender quickly and still look good.
• If a conservative is a gay, he quietly tries to enjoy their life without openly insulting those around him.  If a liberal is gay, he loudly demands legislated respect & costly protection for their disgusting ways.
• If a black person or Hispanic or Asian is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
• If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about what he can do quickly to better his situation.  A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him the rest of his life.
• If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels or stations.  Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.  If you have ever heard a Liberal "call in" to a host, you probably have heard gobbledegook in bad english.
  
• If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church or pray or genuflect.  A liberal wants any mention of gods or religions silenced.  Ban anything you don't comprehend is their goal.
  
• If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.  He has the education to be choosy.  A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his because he never bothered to take advantage of free education & so cannot pick and choose his job.

Now I didn't create this simplistic look at Liberals, but sometimes the truth comes in strange ways.  We all know of individuals who fit some or all of the above definitions.  They are out of touch with reality but determined to make sure everyone else agrees with their opinions and work to force their illogical beliefs on others without the benefit of facts.  This is not the way our country was formed, built, survived and progresses.  It is a socialistic way of viewing life through the wrong end of the telescope.  Now, these misfits have a compassionate leader in the white house.  Even though he is an Oreo, he has not so far done anything for the good old American ethnic mix, only favored those who want something for nothing, those whose idea of freedom is one that gives them advantages over others regardless of cost, those on the dole with no plans to get off.

I am glad I am 75 years old as I won't be around to see the total collapse that is coming under this, the latest of the Democratic Party blunders.

 

• Remember this::  NO ONE IS ENTITLED TO HEALTH CARE! 
• NO ONE IS ENTITLED TO HEALTH CARE USING MY MONEY!
• NO ONE DESERVES HEALTH CARE UNLESS THEY CAN PAY FOR IT!

This has been verified by Truth or Fiction    Maybe we all should consider eating somewhere else as a protest.  Definitely not the American Way.

McDonald's CEO: Company will put full resources behind gay agenda.  McDonald's has signed on to a nationwide effort to promote 'gay' and 'lesbian' business ventures.

According to McDonald’s CEO Jim Skinner, McDonald’s will aggressively promote the homosexual agenda. In remarks on McDonald's website concerning the company becoming a member of the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce (NGLCC), Skinner wrote: 'Being a socially responsible organization is a fundamental part of who we are. We have an obligation to use our size and resources to make a difference in the world … and we do.'

The company gave an undisclosed amount of money to the NGLCC in return for being recognized as a major promoter of the homosexual agenda. In return, NGLCC placed Richard Ellis, vice president of communications of McDonald’s USA, on the NGLCC Board of Directors.
Ellis was quoted as saying: 'I'm thrilled to join the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce team and ready to get to work. I share the NGLCC's passion for business growth and development within the LGBT community, and I look forward to playing a role in moving these important initiatives forward.'

McDonald's refused to comment to World Net Daily on the placement of its executive on the board of the 'gay' advocacy organization but did send an e-mail confirming the corporation's support for the agenda of the homosexual business lobby.

'McDonald's is indeed a Corporate Partner and Organizational Ally of NGLCC. Our vice president of U.S. communications, Richard Ellis, was recently elected to its board of directors,' said Heidi M. Barker, senior director of media relations for McDonald’s. NGLCC describes itself as promoting the LGBT community first and always, including same sex marriage.

NGLCC gives credit to sponsors such as McDonald's for its financial and other support that helps in its work. 'Through the commitment of our corporate partners, the NGLCC has been able to advance the ideas and causes of the LGBT business community,' the Chamber said.

You must know high school students are coming out with diplomas but still are very ignorant on the most basic of subjects.  If you watch interviews with college or professional athletes, you hear they are incapable of speaking proper english, preferring to use "street slang" because they did not study and retain knowledge while in school.  I doubt if any could do simple math if asked and I have heard that some even have trouble writing their names in script.  What happened over 13 years of classroom work?  How did they get from 1st grade to 12th grade without learning how to read or write properly or do simple math.  Have you noticed how clerks cannot make change without the register figuring it out for them.   When was the last time a clerk "counted back" your change from a purchase? 

How did they get into college, except on athletic ability maybe.  I see pro rookies entering the ranks without a college degree...something to fall back on when their playing days are over.   When you hear them talk on television, they seem unable to put words into a proper sentence.

Maybe, just maybe it is time to grade the teachers on the students grades.  Give a test to high school seniors BEFORE handing out diplomas.  See how much they know about history, government, math, english, science, etc., and then grade the teachers based on how well their students scored.  Low scores, low pay the next year....high scores, raises.   Of course the unions would oppose this as it flies in the face of their "herd of sheep" philosophy, and could reduce their personal income, and that is their main concern of the labor bosses.

Our school system is run by the same government that is running the health care system, so what can you expect except high costs and mediocracy?   Kids are taught to be mayonaisse in this world when what we need is more spicy mustard.

And you know what else?....Parents today don't seem to care!